Tuesday, March 30, 2004

This just in:

In light of the Madrid bombing, France has raised its terror alert level from "Hide" to "Run".

The only two higher levels in  France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

In a related story, Spain's newly elected socialist government raised it's country's terror alert level to "Give In"

And it is considering raising it another notch to "Blame America"

Friday, March 19, 2004

For those of you interested in politics, check this out. Now don't take offense. In politics everyone is fair game.

Thursday, March 18, 2004

It's time to speak out. Opinions are like buttholes, everyone has one. Perhaps more opinions should be grounded in fact and/experience. Stay tuned.